Boo!

Spooks and trolls are just a myth
So says my psychiatrist
Ghosts and goblins don't exist
He keeps telling me.

Boo!
The ghosts I see are always sad
BooHoo!
Everybody thinks I'm mad
Tonight we're sure there'll be no sleep for you
As long as we keep saying, BOO!

Ghosts drop in to say hello
Through the walls they come and go
Here comes my old mate Banquo
It's freezing on the heath (It's very parky)

Boo!
The ghosts I see are always sad
Boo!
Everybody thinks he's mad
Tonight we're sure there'll be no sleep for you
As long as we keep saying, BOO!

Why can't I ever dream of nice things
Very cheeky sticky sugar nice things
Kenny Everett dancing in an orchard
Pooh and Piglet strangling a mole

Ghost like dressing up in sheets
And wandering around the streets
They wait until you're half asleep
And then they wake you up!

Boo!
The ghosts I see are always sad
Boo!
Everybody thinks he's mad
Tonight we're introducing Hamlet's Dad
With half a pint of poison in his ear



Credits
Writer(s): Neil Innes, Vivian Stanshall
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