Kids' Game

I got y'. I shot y'
And y' bloody know I did.
I got y'. I shot y'

I stopped it with the bin lid.

Bin lid -- but
You know that if you cross your fingers

And if you can count from one to ten
You can get up off the ground again
It doesn't matter
The whole thing's just a game.

What are we going to play now?

Gangsters.

My name is Elliot Ness
And lady here's my card.
I'm looking for one Al Capone.

Who?

Mac, check the back.
Sarge, you check the yard!

But pal, I've told y'Al ain't home!

Oh, yeh. Bang, bang, bang.
So, lady, can I use your telephone?

He missed.

But you know that if you cross your fingers
And if you count from one to ten
You can get up off the ground again.

It doesn't matter. The whole thing's just a game.

Cowboys

When I say, "Draw!"
You'd better grab that gun
And maybe say a little prayer
Cos I'm the fastest draw
That man, you ever saw
Call up your woman. Say goodbye to her.

Shame!

Cos y' know you're goin' right down there

Bazooka!

Indians

But you know that if you cross your fingers
And if you count from one to ten
You can get up off the ground again.
It doesn't matter, the whole thing's just a

Watch out!

My name's Professor Howe,
An' zees bomb I 'old,
Eet can destroy ze 'emisphere,
I've primed it, I've timed it
To explode,
Unless you let me out of here

No!

Then I suggest you cover your ears

But you know that if you cross your fingers

And if you count from one to ten

You can get up off the ground again,
It doesn't matter,
The whole thing's just a game
The whole thing's just a game
The whole thing's just a game.