By The Way If You Are Free Tonight

By the way if you are free tonight
Go to number seven Elm Street
Buzz the buzzer at apartment 4-G
Wally's asked the neighbors over for a little orgy

Monica's cooked a turkey and she's bakin' a cream pie
Hey, man, please save me some
Following which they plan to trim the tree
Then the four of 'em are pairin' up and havin' a threesome
Cleo's slightly scared
And Wally's cool as ice
Old Alvin's really prepared, he's even showered twice

Just one slight minor snag
Otherwise the thing is in the bag
Though the three of them are starting to smolder
Monica's not, 'cause nobody's told her

Grab your Polaroid and hurry on over
Take the curtain up, we're ready to go
Bring the wife and kids and don't forget Rover
Though it's sexy, it's a family show
No one minds a little roll in the clover
If beneath it all are purer than snow
All the plans are made and everything's hummin'
Clear the track, good times are comin'

Hey there, good times, take my hand (So long, bum days)
Give my music to the band (Gotta split)
Dust off that old welcome mat (Gloomy, glum days)
And show me where to hang my hat (go on, git)

I've been lost for all these years (Sugar plum days)
Crying buckets full of tears (shake my mitt)
Please don't be so cold and chilly (shout hooray and hallelujah)
Welcome back your weepin' willy (happy days are comin' to ya)

Bye bye, bad times (Bye bye)
So long, sad time (bad time)
Hey there, good time (Hey there)
(Hey there, good time)
Here I am!
Hey there, good times!