Eyeball in My Martini

I went out to eat the other night
Picked up my girl at eight
In my soup I found a fly
But, there beyond my plate
Was an eyeball in my martini
A highball with a twist
One in my linguini, too
I said, "There's somethin' wrong with this"

Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs
Eyeballs everywhere
Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs
Floating through the air

Then we went to the 'musement park
To ride the Tunnel of Love
But, when I went to hold her hand
There was an eyeball in her glove
We went to Lover's Lane to skan for UFO's
You just imagine what I saw
When I pulled down her panty hose

Oh God, eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs
Eyeballs everywhere
Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs
Floating through the air

Eyeballs
Here's an eyeball, here's an eyeball, here's another eyeball

Eyeball
Eyeball
Eyeball

I took my baby home
For a juicy good night kiss
But there was an eyball starin' at me
Between her parted lips

Oh, eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs everywhere
Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs, floating through the hair

Well, I went to the institute
And asked the doctor there
In the department of eyeballs
"What's this burden that I bear?"
He said, "You ain't crazy"
He said, "You ain't insane
It's just you got an eyeballs in the center of your brain!"

Ah, eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs everywhere
Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs, floating through the air
Eyeballs are everywhere
Eyeballs are everywhere
Eyeballs are-
One eyeball, two eyeballs, three eyeballs
Eyeballs everywhere

Eyeballs are everywhere