Another Postcard - Live East Lansing, MI 2.12.04

Every one is
Every one is
Every one is addressed to me
Every one is
Every one is
Every one is
Oh F

You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail
and all of them coming anonymously, so they leave no trail.
Never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas
but somebody's sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees.

Some chimps in swimsuits.
Some chimps are swinging from a vine.
Some chimps in jackboots.
Some chimps that wish they could be mine.
Starsky and Hutch chimps.
A chimp who's sitting on the can.
A pair of Dutch chimps
who send their love from Amsterdam.

Another postcard with chimpanzees.
And every one is addressed to me.
Another postcard with chimpanzees.
And every one is addressed to me.

If I had to guess, I'd say the monkey-sender thinks its great.
He's sending me, maybe she's sending me, just to see me get irate.
I'm losing sleep and it's gonna be keeping me up all night.
I thought it was funny but now I got money on a monkey-fight.

Some chimps in hard-hats.
chimps a-working on a chain gang.
Some chimps who love cats
burning rubber in a Mustang.
A birthday wishing chimp.
A chimp in black, like a goth.
A going fishing chimp.
A British chimp in the bath.

Another postcard with chimpanzees.
And every one is addressed to me.
Another postcard with chimpanzees.
And every one is addressed to me.

Somebody followed me even though I packed and moved my home.
No matter what they come and they come, they won't leave me alone.
Another monkey in the mail could make me lose my mind
but look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find
Some chimps in swimsuits.
Some chimps in jackboots.
Some chimps in hard-hats.
Some chimps who love cats.
I got some shaved chimps
thats chimps devoid of any hair.
I got depraved chimps
dressed up in a-womens underwear.

Another postcard with chimpanzees.
And every one is addressed to me.

Every one is
Every one is
Every one is addressed to me.
Every one is
Every one is
Every one is addressed to me.

Another postcard with chimpanzees.
And every one is addressed to me.
Another postcard with chimpanzees.
And every one is addressed to me.
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