Hot And Cold - Live

Thank you
Well there is something I wanted to touch upon this evening
I don't remember if I had spoken about it here or...
in other parts of this wonderfull land you call
the Isle of whatever the hell you call it

Everybody has got a different name
It is pretty..., whatever
Anyway

Whatever dude, Ok, here
The problem is, and what I wanted to bring up
A little thing I like to call Hot and Cold
Listen

That is the sound of Hot
ssshhhhhttttt.

That is the sound of Cold

Listen again

Hot

Cold

In America we have a thing cold two faucets and one spigot
Over here, everywhere we go, like backstage right now
There is a faucet for the fucking hot water and one for the cold water
And I can't mix them together
I BURN my hand, and then I FEEZE my hand
And then I BURN my hand and I FREEZE my hand
No, no, no, no, ... no clapping
It's you're problem not mine
I'm just wondering, anyone having the same problem
I'm just checking

Hot, hot, hot, ... BURN
Cold, cold, cold, ...FREEZING
Hot, hot, hot
Cold, cold, cold
I WANT BOTH
In one spigot, hot and cold making warm, warm
Feel the warm water
It's not BURNING
It's not FREEZING COLD
It's in the middle, its warm warm
I can't wait to get back out to my warm water

I just wanted to share that
Thank you very much