The Dance o' Death

Hey you guys! I just had this image of Hart running for his life,
and the whole office is out to get him and hunt him down!

(Dog Barks)

Hello Big Boy

Do I know you?

I hardly think you would
I'm just your unknown office drone
Unnoticed but quite good

God you're sexy I must say
Oh, I'd have noticed you
I'll bet you're quite a dancer

I've got one leg up on you

I'll follow you!

I fantasized about you and being here like this

You do?

Oh yes! I'll always long to be the last one that you kiss

Oh no!

Hold you close
Whisper in your ear
Dance with you against my breast

Well, let's.

Yes
Let's live out this fantasy: The kiss, the dance of death!
Ayayayayay!
Come on big boy yes I will lead
And you'll do as I say
Get down! Get up! Am I too rough?
Oh how I'll dance upon your game

Ay, ay, ay!

Come on sweet Hart and dance with me
I'll show you how it goes
We'll dance real fast, I'll kick your ass!
For everyone that you've provoked

Ay! Ay, ay, ay!

I'll spin you 'round,
I'll throw you down
I'll pounce upon your heart
We'll dance a bit
Then end like this
Stilleto in your private parts

Oh God!

Phew. That was good for me. Was it good for you?
Cigarette?

I don't smoke

You wanna start?

Not me! I plan on living a long time.

I don't think so

Hey hey hey
Is it because I'm a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot?

Bingo!
(gun shots)
By the way the name is Judy!
Copy that!



Credits
Writer(s): Dolly Parton
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