If It Says So

A map is not a guess, an estimation, or a hunch
A feeling or a foolish intuition
A map is a dependable,
Unwavering, inarguably accurate portrayer
of your position
Never trust your ears, your nose, your eyes
Putting faith in them is most unwise
Here's a phrase you all must memorize
In the printed word is where truth lies
Never trust your tummies, tails, or toes
You can't learn a thing from any of those
Here's another fact I must disclose
From the mighty pen true wisdom flows
If it says so
Then it is so
If it is so
Uhh, Well... So it is
A thought not but to think
'Til it's printed in ink
If it says so
So it is
Never truth that thing between your ears
Brains will get you nowhere fast, my dears
Haven't had a need for mine in years
On the page is where the truth apears
If it says so
Then it is so
If it is so
So it is
A thought's not but to think
'Til it's printed in ink
Never differ from or doubt it
Or go anywhere without it
(Thank goodness we've got this)
So we don't need to fret about it
If it says so
So it is