Child Support Pimp

I know a lotta yall out there paying that
child support dog but yall listen to the NAT
I'm a get ya back on track to where you get some of that money back.
Now you gotta be a pimp and it ain't no joke about
that there. You gotta look at it like a real player
So ah make sure you get up on this one put your ear to it baby. Yeah

The same way out is the same way in
It ain't personal It's bout the dividends
I worked a way out by going in
Child support pimp break even
The same way out is the same way in
It ain't personal It's bout the dividends
I worked a way out by going in
Child support pimp break even

1st verse
I'm the Child support Pimp and I'm talking trash
I gotta fat check from her baby daddy's ass
I turned her out and she got it bad
So I get every dollar down to the last
Nigga don't get mad it's just a new game
If you pimpin the result are the same
Pimp or be pimped and put the game to shame
Get dividends welfare fare checks fuck the fame
The game is the same it ain't changed from way back
This was the seventies they'd call me sweetback
If this was the eighties they'd call me the mack
This was the nineties gee's up hoes down
2000 more Child support pimp is working your town
For my dogs the way out of child support
Damn sho ain't going to family court

The same way out is the same way in
It ain't personal It's bout the dividends
I worked a way out by going in
Child support pimp break even
The same way out is the same way in
It ain't personal It's bout the dividends
I worked a way out by going in
Child support pimp break even

2nd verse
Hey Claudine I'm your garbage man
I'm the real step daddy your best friend
Call me James earl Jones won't you jump my bones
You got six kids but we still get it on in the ghetto
One knock on the door four apartments say hello
It's my girl bail to the back door
It's the first of the month so it's trippin time
Food stamps nails done and hair dew time
Don't forget that Child support check
Got her and them folks breathing down my neck
They can have my cash cause I'm getting it back
My new girl got kids she get a check
Swap this for that and I'm paying her back he's payin she
And he's getting my check how it supposed to be
And I'm getting his and its all for the love of the kids

The same way out is the same way in
It ain't personal It's bout the dividends
I worked a way out by going in
Child support pimp break even
The same way out is the same way in
It ain't personal It's bout the dividends
I worked a way out by going in
Child support pimp break even

3rd verse
He pay 200 to my girl I pay 200 to my ole girl
I break even all over the world
Child support pimp got the check Yes sir
Step daddy real daddy with a new scheme
A yard pimp always got chicks on they team
Get that cash girl hmmp! that's a dream
Child support pimp got he girl like a fiend
That nigga eating a my expense
Collecting my check to pay their rent
Government programs my money spent
I didn't even see it that's a hell of a pinch
But you can't hurt a player hard rhyme say'er
Got somebody's baby momma and I slayed her
Now I'm getting that other nigga check yes sir
Staying rent free off the next nigga

The same way out is the same way in
It ain't nothing personal It's bout the dividends
I worked a way out by going in
Child support pimp break even
The same way out is the same way in
It ain't nothing personal It's bout the dividends
I worked a way out by going in
Child support pimp break even

Now you know the best offense is a good defense
Break even big dog don't pay nobody