I Didn't Mean To Kill Him

"This is the story of a murderer"
"A cold blooded killer, a ruthless, heartless slaughterer"

I didn't mean to kill him
Listen to me, wait
I was talkin to a fine ass date, ha ha ha
Fat titties, lookin like pow!
And she's tellin me to come by right now
Oh shit, I jumped in the wagon, no more laggin', I'm taggin
This bitch, dead in the ping hole, make her lose control (mmm)
I showed up, I ring the ding dong
Grippin my wing wong, something's wrong
Who's this? Not a bitch, but a dude
And he's tellin me to beat it; fuckin rude
It's Jimmy, her man, a punk ass
So I throw a left hook at him, splaaa
Then I came back with a right hook
POW, he fell to the ground
I didn't mean to kill him

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO JIMMY!? OH MY GOD!"
I didn't mean to kill him, kill him, baby
Didn't mean to kill him, kill the man baby
I didn't mean to kill him, kill him, baby
Didn't mean to kill him, kill the man baby

Oh fuck, he's chillin with a neck broke
25 to life is no joke
Don't die, bitch, hang in there
I mean, I really don't care, but come on
Move quick, I run to the hospital
Make sure he ain't dead yet, shit
There he is, chillin with a neck brace
With a look on his face like ehhhhh
Come on, Jimmy, it's me, your homie
I even poured a little brew in your IV
Don't die — oh, you tryin' to speak
"Fuck you, your punches are weak, ehhh"
So, bitch, you wanna talk shit again
I jumped up with a boot to the chin
Pull his plugs out, and start chokin
Eww, his neck's already broken
He swung, hit me with a bed pan
I was just makin sure you ain't dead, man
Fuck this, I grabbed a scalpel
And stick it down in his scalp, uhh
Calm down, he's dead now, FUCK!
Here comes somebody, better duck
Gotta hide dead Jimmy quickly
Or 25 to 50, I didn't mean to kill him

"OHH MY GOD! JIMMY! WHAT THE FUUUCK!"
I didn't mean to kill him, kill him, baby
Didn't mean to kill him, kill the man baby
I didn't mean to kill him, kill him, baby
Didn't mean to kill him, kill the man baby

Jumped out the window and drug him home, Jimmy's dead
And I'm finna get the bone
If they catch me, ah, the death chair
I don't care
They'll never find him here
*phone rings* Jimmy, will you get that?
What the FUCK! He's dead! I'm whick whack!
I'm nervous, scared and schizo
Ha ha ha, wooo, ha! Hello?
"Yeah, this is Detective Fucknut
We're lookin for Jimmy Bowels"
He's not here — uhh, wait, ye-yeah, he is
This is Jimmy, um, I'm alive, I'm not dead, I gotta go
Oh, goody, they bought it, hah! They'll never know
I killed his bitch ass
Fuck it though, Jimmy's my room mate
He doesn't even eat much and that's straight
We just chill all day and watch videos
Call Domino's, and flick off his toes
Make 'em land in a fish tank, what you think?
Let him sit — FUCK OFF, I didn't mean to kill him

"OH MY GOD, YOU BASTARD! YOU KILLED JIMMY!"
I didn't mean to kill him, kill him, baby
Didn't mean to kill him, kill the man baby
I didn't mean to kill him, kill him, baby
Didn't mean to kill him, kill the man baby

"This was the story of a murderer"
"A cold blooded killer, a ruthless, heartless slaughterer"