Church Heathen - Radio Edit

If yuh tek dis too serious
Then yuh really need some church

Dem feel seh true dem go a church
Their sins don't need forgiving, forgiving
Dem really gone from bad to worse
Wid dem yah careless living, living

Mi ah boy nuh go church from how long
Rather sleep tru di mornin' an put on a slam
But mi woman she ah pressure mi fi go confession
So mi decide fi go an kill di conversation

So mi sidung right down beside sista Pam
Who ah tell everyting 'bout di congregation
'Bout sista Paulette and her gay husband
And how she still ah sleep wid di minibus man
Sista Gwen claim she ah a Christian
But ah last night dem catch her inna Stone Love Session
She ah do di dutty dance to di Matterhorn song
And ah seh she get di ting dem from Baby Cham

Dem feel seh true dem go a church
Their sins don't need forgiving, forgiving
Dem really gone from bad to worse
Wid dem yah careless living, living

She all ah tell me 'bout di one deacon
Who a drive di big Benz, ah weh him get money from?
That's why nuhbody nuh waan gi' no collection
See di church roof a leak ah wah him really deh pon
Every Sunday is a competition
Mi si nuff a dem a gwaan like dem inna name brand
Dat deh sinting weh she wear come outa some trunk battam
Wid di camphor ball smell dat ah nuh new fashion
Den she proceed fi talk 'bout di man dem
Who only come ah service fi look church woman
And fi fool up di gyal dem talk bout religion
But mi couldn't seh nutting because mi know mi a one

Dem feel seh true dem go a church
Their sins don't need forgiving, forgiving
Dem really gone from bad to worse
Wid dem yah careless living, living

Next Sunday nah miss me (hear mi)
Soap opera caan sweet so (hear mi)
Dun sight some choir sista (hear mi)
Affi secure mi walk through the pearly gates

Next Sunday nah miss me (hear mi)
Soap opera caan sweet so (hear mi)
Dun sight some choir sista (hear mi)
Affi secure mi walk through the pearly gates

Mi ah boy nuh go church from how long
Rather sleep tru di mornin' an put on a slam
But mi woman she ah pressure mi fi go confession
So mi decide fi go an kill di conversation

So mi sidung right down beside sista Pam
Who ah tell everyting 'bout di congregation
'Bout sista Paulette and her gay husband
And how she still ah sleep wid di minibus man
Sista Gwen claim she ah a Christian
But ah last night dem catch her inna Stone Love Session
She ah do di dutty dance to di Matterhorn song
And ah seh she get di ting dem from Baby Cham

Dem feel seh true dem go a church
Their sins don't need forgiving, forgiving
Dem really gone from bad to worse
Wid dem yah careless living, living

Dem feel seh true dem go a church
Their sins don't need forgiving, forgiving
Dem really gone from bad to worse
Wid dem yah careless living, living