I Am Not a Fucking Vegeterian

When I was a boy I would eat popcorn
But now, my friends, I am grown and I love pork
I love pork, fat pig's, fat placid pig' s pork

The farmers asked me to the fair
In their eyes there was not hate:
Only love, murderous love for the pork

Old songs were played on the accordion
In the air wafted smell of pork, they love pork

Bye bye friend, fly happy to the sky
Goodbye to you with this song
It's your song
I thank you, thank you really!



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