Brain In A Jar
I got my brain in a jar, in the closet in the dark
I don't ever use it anyway
Don't think about nothing, 'cause kissing and hugging
Is all I wanna do these days
They oughta make a plan, get a research grant
And study me around the world
I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar
Ever since I learned about girls
It was a stormy night in Georgia, when I was born
My daddy's greatest expectations in bodily form
Teacher said I had the brightest future she'd ever seen
But their hopes all ended the day I turned 14
I got my brain in a jar, in the closet in the dark
I don't ever use it anyway
Don't think about nothing, 'cause kissing and hugging
Is all I wanna do these days
They oughta make a plan, get a research grant
And study me around the world
I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar
Ever since I learned about girls
My momma called the state hospital to send a doctor down
She said, "Doctor, all he ever does is follow girls around"
Well, they looked inside my head, whatcha think they saw?
Doctor said there ain't nothing in here at all
I got my brain in a jar, in the closet in the dark
I don't ever use it anyway
Don't think about nothing, 'cause kissing and hugging
Is all I wanna do these days
They oughta make a plan, get a research grant
And study me around the world
I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar
Ever since I learned about girls
I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar
Ever since I learned about girls
I don't ever use it anyway
Don't think about nothing, 'cause kissing and hugging
Is all I wanna do these days
They oughta make a plan, get a research grant
And study me around the world
I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar
Ever since I learned about girls
It was a stormy night in Georgia, when I was born
My daddy's greatest expectations in bodily form
Teacher said I had the brightest future she'd ever seen
But their hopes all ended the day I turned 14
I got my brain in a jar, in the closet in the dark
I don't ever use it anyway
Don't think about nothing, 'cause kissing and hugging
Is all I wanna do these days
They oughta make a plan, get a research grant
And study me around the world
I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar
Ever since I learned about girls
My momma called the state hospital to send a doctor down
She said, "Doctor, all he ever does is follow girls around"
Well, they looked inside my head, whatcha think they saw?
Doctor said there ain't nothing in here at all
I got my brain in a jar, in the closet in the dark
I don't ever use it anyway
Don't think about nothing, 'cause kissing and hugging
Is all I wanna do these days
They oughta make a plan, get a research grant
And study me around the world
I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar
Ever since I learned about girls
I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar
Ever since I learned about girls
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Writer(s): Bob Mcdill, Roger Murrah
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