The Albino and the Transvestite (feat. Stephen Martin, Collette O'Connor and Nancy Rost)
His her name was Gene or Jean
We all knew him her was mean,
But untanned Dan was quite a man
And aimed to prove it, too.
It's the albino and the transvestite
Albino vs transvestite
Dan was going to meet at him her's place
But she he said "I don't like your face."
" Let's meet somewhere in the public eye
Where you're not so blinding up against the sky."
Dan took offense, said " Who are you?"
"You poor excuse for a him her hairdo."
Gene told Dan to lay off his Jean
Or else he'd see him get really mean,
Dan said we Albinos are a mighty race
And we can put anyone in their place.
Your threats are laughable, so are you
You poor excuse for a him her hairdo
They met at midnight in Central Park
And they didn't care if it was snowy and dark
They snarled at each other by the light of the moon
Then they went to bed.
(chorus twice to end)
We all knew him her was mean,
But untanned Dan was quite a man
And aimed to prove it, too.
It's the albino and the transvestite
Albino vs transvestite
Dan was going to meet at him her's place
But she he said "I don't like your face."
" Let's meet somewhere in the public eye
Where you're not so blinding up against the sky."
Dan took offense, said " Who are you?"
"You poor excuse for a him her hairdo."
Gene told Dan to lay off his Jean
Or else he'd see him get really mean,
Dan said we Albinos are a mighty race
And we can put anyone in their place.
Your threats are laughable, so are you
You poor excuse for a him her hairdo
They met at midnight in Central Park
And they didn't care if it was snowy and dark
They snarled at each other by the light of the moon
Then they went to bed.
(chorus twice to end)
Credits
Writer(s): Michael Gutierrez-may
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