Chunga's Revenge - Live At Buffalo Memorial Auditorium/1980

All right
Welcome to the show tonight, ladies and gentlemen
I hope you're in the mood for a good time
You better be

Let me introduce you to everybody
Ike Willis on guitar and vocals
Tommy Mars on keyboards and vocals
Steve Vai on guitar and vocals
Vinnie Colaiuta on drums, vitamin pills and rythmic encyclopedia
Aurthur Barrow on bass and vocals
Bob Harris on keyboards, trumpet and tiny, weenie, little, high vocals
Ray White on guitar and vocals
Not bad

This guy is wearing a shirt that says, "Lick me, my tenth Zappa concert"
All right
Well, I'm not going to lick you but maybe she will
Go on lick him
No a little lower, a little lower
Go for it, it's the real world

And I know that you're all intimately acquainted with the real world otherwise you wouldn't be here
So, let's get on with it

What is it? Oh, fuck the draft, of course
Turn it around and put the spotlight on that sign
Stand up and show it to the rest of the audience
Can we get a spotlight down there?
My sentiments exactly

Ah, no thanks

Okay, you ready?