improv/"I like my bus" - Live In Boston 10/19/07

(Okay, so... Yeah, well, I want you to think about something
Tomorrow when you're waking up "Mm ah" like that
You know where I'm gonna be?
I fucken hate where I'm gonna be, I always have problems.
Church? You know, I don't really have problems at church.
I'll work it out
I know where to hide at church, you see, a minister's daughter knows this.)
I'm gettin' in a bus tonight
And I like my bus, that is right
I like my driver, his name is English
And he's from somewhere out west
I like my bus
That's not my problem
My little kid, she's great
She climbs up and down and everywhere
She is fine on the bus
And you know that she's gonna wake up with a whole lotta love
But that is not, that's not my problem
And I've got wine, oh such good - now better than anything you can find
- I've got good wine
Yes, I've got good wine on my bus
But...
About 5 AM, you know where I'll be?
I will be at the, at the border
And everytime I am at the border
They say "Ma'am, can you pull your pants down, please?"
Now, I was in Augen over in Germany
Oh, way back in, let me think, let me think, 1991 maybe
And my friend, her name was Amy
And we had been in some place called Amsterdam
And we were kinda bad but so
I said "Amy be smart, you can't put that thing
that big fat t-o in your boot"
She said "Watch me, they won't find me"
Well, you know the rest and there we were in that border with our pants down and the dogs and the big frontline, bigger than all of Boston
with my pants down and I said "Lady, look
It's not me with that big fat 't' in my boot that was..."
Now, everytime I show up at, at the border
My record is clean but there's something about me
So on my little brain, I think "Oh fuck, here we go again."