Crush'd

When I was eight years old, before puberty took hold,
I thought I'd end up beside a princess bride
And love was indivisible.
Never mind how my taste reflects a disturbing oedipal complex.
It's not awkward, girl.
The compliments are coming next.

You're no witch. You're no wench.
You're like Bjork with better fashion sense.
A phone, fifty cents and I'm building up my confidence.
Respect to your work; You're an artist. I'm a silly jerk.
I think that dynamic could work,
so work it.

I have a total crush on you, baby, and I can't let it go.
(I can't let this go Oh no!)
I have a total crush on you, (My baby) baby (baby)
If only I could let you know.

When we spoke, no joke,
I started shedding slutty girls like snakeskin,
My collection acquired through shallow misdirection.

And as I drive tonight the west coast sky is daring me to try.
I feel alive tonight with the possibility that I'm your guy.
Though I suffer from dyslexia and mild manorexia
And my hair cannot commit to one popular genre of music
And though they all claim that a girl can't take a boy's last name
(they don't know me)
Or end up divorced and estranged,
I'm counting on you.
(I'm counting on you!)
Oh!

I have a total crush on you, baby, and I can't let it go.
(You're so fly! Oh! oh no)
I have a total crush on you, (ha ha ha ha) baby (baby)
(If only!) If only I could let you know.

Your other suitors are no poets.
They're only actors who can play guitar. Have I won your heart?
They're not students or screenwriters.
They're only models that they taught to read.
Love, would you agree?
(Yeah!)

(And it's ever so sweet!)
I have a total crush on you, baby, and I can't let it go.
(Ha Spectacular! I'm starting to crush the heck out!)
I have a total crush on you, baby (baby) baby (baby!)
If only I could let you know.
(OOh!)

I'm quite sure you love me, Sherri.
(OOh!)
I'm quite sure I love you too.
(So fly!)
We should make a verbal agreement to only kiss each other
Because one time, beneath the sky,
(OOh!)
Outside my New York pigsty, I saw a vision of you and I.
(HA HA Alright! Did it hurt when you fell from!)

Did it hurt
Did it hurt
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, girl?

Did it hurt
Did it hurt
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, girl?

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Writer(s): Maxim Bemis
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