Bad Sneakers

Five names that I can hardly stand to hear
Including yours and mine and one more chimp who isn't here
I can see the ladies talking how the times are getting hard
And that fearsome excavation on Magnolia Boulevard

Yes, I'm going insane
And I'm laughing at the frozen rain
Well, I'm so alone
Honey, when they gonna send me home?

Bad sneakers and a piña colada, my friend
Stomping on the avenue by Radio City with a
Transistor and a large sum of money to spend

You fella, you tearing up the street
You wear that white tuxedo, how you gonna beat the heat?
Do you take me for a fool?
Do you think that I don't see
That ditch out in the valley that they're digging just for me?

Yes, I'm going insane
You know I'm laughing at the frozen rain
And I feel like I'm so alone
Honey, when they gonna send me home?

Bad sneakers and piiña colada, my friend
Stomping on the avenue by Radio City with a
Transistor and a large sum of money to spend

You know I'm going insane (going insane)
Yes, I'm laughing at the frozen rain
And I'm so alone
Honey, when they gonna send me home?

Bad sneakers and a piña colada, my friend
Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a
Transistor and a large sum of money to spend