Hello Parody

Hello?
Help me!
I have no service
I shouldn't have switched to AT&T
I cannot
Even tweet
My entire world is crashing down
I feel like I'm dying

Hello?
Can you hear me?
Adele calm down use the landline
You are such a drama queen!
No, I cancelled that
Last week
I'm having a panic attack!
Just try outside, stop crying

This entire song is
One giant
First world problem rant

Hello, oh God, no why?
I still have zero bars outside
I'm so screwed, my life is
Crumbling before my eyes
Wait, I know I'll go
Back in
End connect with wifi

Oh no, I'm locked outside
I can't fucking believe this, why?
Please come to the door
And let me back in the home
It's 50 degrees and all I
Have is this massive coat
I'm so cold

Thank God!
A payphone
In the middle of the woods
Makes perfect sense normal totally

Come on!
Pick it up
I can't believe I'm locked out of the house
And you're not answering

It's been an hour
Since my last tweet
My fans must think I'm dead

Help me, I cannot get online
If I do not say hello I
Will lose my following
They will forget about me
Wait, hold up, I have a
Bar, now I can tweet

Hello, I'm still alive
I have bad service locked outside
She can't get in her house
And her service is bad
Oh God, poor Adele, her life is
In shambles, it's so sad

It's the worst day of my life
And now my fucking phone just died
Everything's gone wrong, my
World's falling apart
I might as well just give up and
Shove this knife in my heart
Goodbye world!

Now I'm gonna starve and die!



Credits
Writer(s): Adele Adkins, Gregory Allen Kurstin
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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