A Secretary Is Not a Toy

Gentlemen
Gentlemen

A secretary is not a toy
No, my boy
Not a toy
To fondle and dandle
And playfully handle
In search of some puerile joy
No, a secretary is not
Definitely not a toy

You're absolutely right, Mr. Bratt
We wouldn't have it any other way, Mr. Bratt
It's a company rule, Mr. Bratt

A secretary is not a toy
No, my boy
Not a toy
So do not go jumping for joy, oy!
A secretary is not
A secretary is not
A secretary is not a toy

A secretary is not to be
Used for play therapy
Be good to the girl you employ, boy
Remember, no matter what
You got to cover your gut
A secretary is not a toy

She's a highly specialized key component
Of operational unity
A fine and sensitive mechanism
To serve the office community
With a mother at home she supports
(And you'll find nothing like her at FAO Schwartz)

A secretary is not a pet
Nor an erector set
It happened to Johnny McCoy
Boy, they fired him like a shot
The day the fella forgot
A secretary is not a toy

A secretary is not a toy
And when you put 'er to use
Observe, when you put her to use
That you don't find the name "Lionel"
On her caboose

A secretary is not a thing
Wound by key, pulled by string
Her pad is to write in
And not spend the night in
If that's what you plan to enjoy
No!

The secretary you got
Is definitely not
Employed to do a good lot
For you know what
Before you jump for joy
Remember this, my boy
A secretary is not
A tinker toy!



Credits
Writer(s): Frank Loesser
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