Fire - Live "Bootleg" Version

You know what song this is?
Yeah
What?
No, no, I'm sorry, it's not a Britney Spears song
This is- well, actually, we can play a Britney Spears song, if you like
No, really, because that's what we- that's what we practise in our spare time
Uh-oh
Do it!
Come on now

No, actually I, I like pop music
I'm a big pop music fan, really
Fella, don't fuckin' play that shit!
No, there's some good stuff out there
No, really, come on, I- hey, I could've been a pop star (pop music sucks!)
Not!
No, really, I mean, can you imagine me being a pop star, and everything?
No!
I dunno, like, why would I wanna be a pop star, when I can go like this?

Ah-ah, steady, steady, steady, cheers
I learned that from Britney
Actually, I, I have to tell you, like I was saying, I actually like pop music, occasionally
I mean, take Jimi Hendrix, for instance
I mean, he was like, half pop star, half freak
I only got the freak end of it
Not like Billy, though
And not like Dave, of course, whose-uh, whose hormones are just going crazy
Poor guy's 20 years old and he's stuck in the Steve Vai band

Ok, can you imagine, though, like, like if Jimi Hendrix was here
And he had, sort of a little conversation with Britney?
What do you think he'd say?
"Baby, let's watch MTV from the bottom of the sea, a-hoo"
I think he would say something like

You wanna care for me?
I don't wanna care 'bout that
You gotta look good
I like it like that
I've only one burning desire
Let me stand next to your fire

Let me stand next to your fire
Let me stand next to your fire (oh, let me stand)
Let me stand next to your fire (I'm Jimi, uh-huh)
Let me stand next to your fire

Yeah, now get over here, baby
Stop actin' so crazy
You say your mom at home
It ain't my concern

'Cause you play with me
And you wanna burn
I've only one itching desire
Let me stand next to your fire

Let me stand next to your fire
Let me stand next to your fire (oh, let me stand)
Let me stand next to your fire (I'm Jimi, uh-huh)
Let me stand next to your fire

Yeah, move over, rover
And let London take over
Yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about, baby
Oh, get on, wanna get on

That's what I'm talkin' about
Hey
Ha

You try to gimme your money
You better save it, babe
Save it for your rainy day

I've only one itching desire
Let me stand next to your fire

Let me stand next to your fire
Let me stand next to your fire (I won't do you harm, no)
Let me stand next to your fire (let me stand)
Let me stand next to your fire, woo

Oh, oh, let me stand here
Oh, I won't do you no harm
Oh, you know what I'm talkin' about
Oh, I'm talkin' 'bout you, lady
Oh, yeah, baby
Oh, move over, rover

That's a little fun, huh?
Look, uh, I know the shows are gonna run a little long tonight
And, uh, and we're filming
Do you mind if we do another Hendrix song?