Details at 10

Do you think you can fool me?
Do you think you can lie to my face?
Do you think I believe you?
Well, what you tell me is a total waste

Do you think you can use me?
I bet you think that you are great
Do you think you can get away with murder?
I think you can use a kick in the face

And you can fool some of the people some of the time
And you can fool most of the people all of the time
And you can fool a few of the people none of the time
But you can't fool me any of the time

So I sit and I eat a TV dinner
I watch an old funny Max brothers movie
And a flash comes across my TV screen
And it's you in all of your glory
You like to tell me about brutal murders
You make me choke on my pashtetti
Korean airlines that was shot down by the russians
You even show the dead peoples' families crying

Well, you can gross out some of the people some of the time
And you can gross out most of the people none of the time
Most of the people like to get grossed out all of the time
Ain't that right?
But you make me sick every time, every time

I see your face is laced with a new kind of taste
It's great the way you waste all that space
You're right, it's night and I shouldn't go outside
But if a stiletto stabs me

It'll make your job so exciting
If a razor blade cut me
You can give them something worth watching

We interrupt this song to bring you a special news bulletin
Hello, this is Wilma Wasko, anchorwoman at the eyewitness news center in New York
Hey, hey, do I have your attention?
Look at me, look at me I, myself okay?

I'm on TV (me, me, me)
Check this out, this is good stuff (check this out ladies and gents)
This is real good stuff
Real good-good-good-good-good-good great stuff

The two bodies of Trisha and Connie were found buried (uh, what was their last name?)
(That doesn't matter, anyway)
The bodies of two young school children were discovered today
Buried in the Carl place rushmore grade school playground

At ten o'clock this morning
Despite the semi-decayed carcasses of the young school girls (who were found to be 10 and 11 years old)
The autopsy report shows that the girls were brutally raped, strangled, beaten and stabbed excessively

Young Trisha was reported to have at least 27 knife wounds in the chest
And stomach area with severe stabbings (poor Trisha) in the neck head and eyes
Young Connie was found to have a severed left leg and part displacement

It is this doctor's opinion that ain't no sex was performed on the dead bodies
After the brutal, slaughterous act was done
Details at 10

The junk that you feed to my children
Is junk that you believe in
I don't care about crooked politicians
I don't wanna see someone bleeding while I'm eating

And when you review a motion picture
You like to kill the actors and writers
You do this to feed your own ego
So your own life won't seem so damn miserable

Well, you could screw some of the people some of the time
And you do screw most of the people all of the time
And you could screw a few of the people a couple of times
But you can't screw me any of the time, any of the time

Any of the time
Any of the time