Zombie Love Song

Well, you don't know me, baby
But I've seen you around
It might seem kind of crazy but I'm just new in town
And now I wonder what you think If I said
Hey look, I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook

Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to
Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you?
You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly
But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie

I knew you'd be surprised
You can bet that I may not be alive
But I sure as hell ain't dead inside
What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm
You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm
And brains are all I've eaten all week, it's true
But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you
So let me take you to Wendy's, you deserve it

Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby
Ain't nobody perfect

I'll chase you through the yard
And all through the house into the dark
Oh, I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains
I've never been so true
But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you
Oh, I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains

Baby, sometimes I bite and you can bet
That I've got an appetite for human flesh
I'll always be near though, you'll have to accept
That when I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected
'Cause I fell in love with you
And I'm undead but you make me feel alive
And when I chase you through the graveyard
It feels like foreplay (It feels like foreplay)

If I'm lying, I'm dying and I speak truly
When I say I love your mind, I'll take brains over beauty
We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie
When I teach you how to zombie
(Teach you, teach you how to zombie)
And everybody will love you and you can sing along
To this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song
So give me a chance, girl, you know I'll be worth it

Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby
Ain't nobody perfect

I'll chase you through the yard
And all through the house into the dark
Oh, I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains
I've never been so true
But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you
Oh, I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains

Brains, brains
(Brains, brains)
Brains, brains

I'll chase you through the yard
And all through the house into the dark
Oh, I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains
I've never been so true
But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you
Oh, I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains