My Balls

Girl, I know you left me
But there was something I forgot to show you
Check it out

Baby girl, you left me
Oh no, we broke up
And it's been a while since we last spoke
But I need another chance, can you give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that could win you back

I wanna be your man again
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
And I know you said you'd never call
But girl, you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

My balls are so awesome, don't get me started
They're so damn big
How big are they?
They're so big, it's really obnoxious
It's like two Ewoks chilling in my boxers
They're so big I can't hold 'em back
Even Cartman's like, "Damn, those are fat"
They're so big they'll run over your feet
That's why when they back up you hear a beep, beep

And how can I be subtle
When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy
In fact, when you see 'em on the street
They'll fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel

I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back
'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

My balls are so epic but I ain't boastin'
'Cause they have an effect on the tides and the ocean
And when the sun's right, they might cause
A total solar eclipse of my balls
'Cause these things are where it's happening
And when I whip 'em out, you'll take me back again
Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me, I'm on the chorus

I, I got what you need
And you said you'll never call
But girl, you ain't seen these balls, here we go

I wanna be your man again
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
And I know you said you'd never call
But girl, you ain't seen my
You ain't seen my
You ain't seen my
You ain't seen my
You-you-you-you ain't seen my

You ain't seen my
You ain't seen my
You-you-you-you ain't seen my
Girl, you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

I told you you'd be back
You must've forgot
You must've had Ballzheimer's