Douche Bag
You're such a fucking douchebag, yeah, everybody calls you Jay.
You're such a fucking douchebag, we all think you're more than a little lame.
Everybody thinks you're a douchebag, even the ones that don't know you that well.
Everybody knows you're a douchebag; we all wish that you would go to hell.
Your girlfriend is a dumb fucking cunt, and she's got a really ugly face.
You're such a motherfucking douchebag, that's why no one hangs out at your place--anymore, no, no, no, no!
You're such a fucking douchebag, 39 goin' on 12.
You're such a fucking douchebag, 'cuz all you think about is yourself.
You're such a fucking douchebag, and a really big piece of doggy doo.
You're such a fucking douchebag, behind your back, everybody makes fun of you. Yes we do, ha ha ha ha!
If you look up "douchebag" in the dictionary, there's a picture of you.
It must really suck to know everybody thinks you're a douche!
If you Google "douchebag" you will see an image of your disgusting face.
But it's only half as irritating as the feeling people get... when they're in your presence.
I'm gonna tell you exactly, exactly why you're so lame
Why don't you do the world a favour, and put a bullet, in your little brain?
Or park a car in front of a train, yeah
Just like your real Daddy did... you piece of shit.
You don't have a job, all you do is sit home alone
Your daddy buys your beer and cigarettes, and even pays the bill for your fucking cell phone.
He pays your rent, and kisses your ass, because he's gay and wants to fuck you in the ass.
What kind of a REAL man lives off his fake dad?
Behind closed doors, you probably suck on his nads.
You're such a fucking douchebag, you don't pay your child support.
So the DMV took your license away, but you don't even have a car to transport, anyway, you fucking loser bitch!
Then again come to think of it, your kids are probably doing alright. Because since they don't really know you, they have a better chance to succeed in life.
If you look up "douchebag" in the dictionary, there's a picture of you.
It must really suck to know everybody thinks you're a douche!
If you Google "douchebag" you will see an image of your disgusting face.
But it's only half as irritating as the feeling people get... when they're in your presence.
You're such a dumb fuckin' douchebag, and your girlfriend is an ugly slut.
The only reason I know this is because, Tommy fucked her, fucked her in the butt, then in her mouth after you passed out. You stupid fuck.
You're such a fucking douchebag, you always try to gain control.
You're such a motherfucking douchebag, 'cuz you shit on everybody that you know.
A 15-year old girl sells you your pot to smoke.
It's so fuckin' funny, you think you're hot shit, but in truth, you're just a fuckin' joke.
Just like me and my crew, all the girls laugh and snigger at you. We laugh at your bullshit and your gay black and red, black and red, gay Timberland shoes.
Why are you such a douchebag? Why don't you just fuck off and die?
It would make my day and I'd be so happy... if you committed suicide. (That's right, I said it!)
When you finally die, I'll promise I'll visit your grave.
Whip out my cock, and drop my pants, take a piss and shit all over your name.
Desecrate again and again.
Fuck You.
Just kill yourself, motherfucker. Just kill yourself.
You're such a fucking douchebag, we all think you're more than a little lame.
Everybody thinks you're a douchebag, even the ones that don't know you that well.
Everybody knows you're a douchebag; we all wish that you would go to hell.
Your girlfriend is a dumb fucking cunt, and she's got a really ugly face.
You're such a motherfucking douchebag, that's why no one hangs out at your place--anymore, no, no, no, no!
You're such a fucking douchebag, 39 goin' on 12.
You're such a fucking douchebag, 'cuz all you think about is yourself.
You're such a fucking douchebag, and a really big piece of doggy doo.
You're such a fucking douchebag, behind your back, everybody makes fun of you. Yes we do, ha ha ha ha!
If you look up "douchebag" in the dictionary, there's a picture of you.
It must really suck to know everybody thinks you're a douche!
If you Google "douchebag" you will see an image of your disgusting face.
But it's only half as irritating as the feeling people get... when they're in your presence.
I'm gonna tell you exactly, exactly why you're so lame
Why don't you do the world a favour, and put a bullet, in your little brain?
Or park a car in front of a train, yeah
Just like your real Daddy did... you piece of shit.
You don't have a job, all you do is sit home alone
Your daddy buys your beer and cigarettes, and even pays the bill for your fucking cell phone.
He pays your rent, and kisses your ass, because he's gay and wants to fuck you in the ass.
What kind of a REAL man lives off his fake dad?
Behind closed doors, you probably suck on his nads.
You're such a fucking douchebag, you don't pay your child support.
So the DMV took your license away, but you don't even have a car to transport, anyway, you fucking loser bitch!
Then again come to think of it, your kids are probably doing alright. Because since they don't really know you, they have a better chance to succeed in life.
If you look up "douchebag" in the dictionary, there's a picture of you.
It must really suck to know everybody thinks you're a douche!
If you Google "douchebag" you will see an image of your disgusting face.
But it's only half as irritating as the feeling people get... when they're in your presence.
You're such a dumb fuckin' douchebag, and your girlfriend is an ugly slut.
The only reason I know this is because, Tommy fucked her, fucked her in the butt, then in her mouth after you passed out. You stupid fuck.
You're such a fucking douchebag, you always try to gain control.
You're such a motherfucking douchebag, 'cuz you shit on everybody that you know.
A 15-year old girl sells you your pot to smoke.
It's so fuckin' funny, you think you're hot shit, but in truth, you're just a fuckin' joke.
Just like me and my crew, all the girls laugh and snigger at you. We laugh at your bullshit and your gay black and red, black and red, gay Timberland shoes.
Why are you such a douchebag? Why don't you just fuck off and die?
It would make my day and I'd be so happy... if you committed suicide. (That's right, I said it!)
When you finally die, I'll promise I'll visit your grave.
Whip out my cock, and drop my pants, take a piss and shit all over your name.
Desecrate again and again.
Fuck You.
Just kill yourself, motherfucker. Just kill yourself.
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Writer(s): Aegis Bonesteel
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