The Chipotle Song

Lemme tell you 'bout a place on the West End
Where the drinks so cold and refreshing
It's a Mexican grill, it's an edible thrill
Might as well be my bank, dropping twenty dollar bills
It's a modern day heaven that'll leave you amazed
Where oblivious animals are naturally raised
Food with integrity, taste so incredibly
Keeping it a secret like I just commit a felony
We are ordering burrito bowls
Damn right, going down the line
From the beans to the rice with cilantro lime
Are we gonna eat it here?
No we're gonna take it to go
Cuz I got my Netflix at the pad
Gonna see if orange really is the new black, ey

You're eating your burrito, ingredients start to go
You never know what to do when it all falls out
You think you're losing control, but girl it's all-natural
You never know what to do when it all falls out
You know it's gon' be OK, you got yourself Chipotle
You never know what to do when it all falls out
You know it's gon' be OK, you got yourself Chipotle
You never know what to do

That was my lunch, and this is my dinner
Gotta double up, now I feel like a winner
My homeboys serving up fresh tortillas
Ya Taco Bell ass is serving diarrhea
Chicken so fresh, bout to put me in a coma
Same with the steak, but I'll pass on barbacoa
And I gotta ask the girl, what the hell's sofritas?
She got no clue, don't put in my burritos
We are ordering burrito bowls
Don't toss your little red basket
Unless you wanna eat your last burrito in a casket
Are we gonna eat it here?
No we're gonna take it to go
Cuz I gotta get back to work
And it took me half an hour just to walk here (worth it)

You're eating your burrito, ingredients start to go
You never know what to do when it all falls out
You think you're losing control, but girl it's all-natural
You never know what to do when it all falls out
You know it's gon' be OK, you got yourself Chipotle
You never know what to do when it all falls out
You know it's gon' be OK, you got yourself Chipotle
You never know what to do

Alright, now it's been brought to my attention that
Some of y'all ain't even been to Chipotle before
So it's time to put down your quinoa and kale
Stop eating like a gerbil and have yourself a real meal
But clearly your judgment's impaired if this only your first time
So we got a little cheat sheet for ya, goes something like this

Brown rice, pinto beans, double steak, make no mistake
Mild salsa, cheese and lettuce, guac's a little extra, hey!
I think you got it
But we gotta keep this line moving now, cuz I'm gettin' a little impatient
Daddy's gotta get his quesarito

Brown rice, pinto beans, double steak, make no mistake
Mild salsa, cheese and lettuce, guac's a little extra, hey!
Brown rice, pinto beans, double steak, make no mistake
Mild salsa, cheese and lettuce, guac's a little extra, hey!
Brown rice, pinto beans, double steak, make no mistake
Mild salsa, cheese and lettuce, guac's a little extra, hey!
Brown rice, pinto beans, double steak, make no mistake
Mild salsa, cheese and lettuce, guac's a little extra, hey!

That's it
Gimme my water cup and my chips cuz we out
See y'all tomorrow