One is Glad to Be of Service

Goddammit, Andrew, if you're gonna succeed at this thing
(What thing?) This, this thing you're trying to do
You gotta stop being so damn deferential
(I can't help being deferential, it's built in) then change
Change? I have changed
I don't mean on the outside, change on the inside
Take chances, make mistakes (mistakes?)
Yes! sometimes it's impotant not to be perfect

Okay? It's important to do the wrong thing
(Do the wrong thing?) Yes
(Why? Oh, I see, to learn from your mistakes)
No, to make them
To find out what's real, and what's not, to find out what you feel
Human beings are terrible messes, Andrew
(I'll grant you that)

(I see, this is what is know as an irrational conversation, isn't it?)
No, this is a human conversation
It's not about being rational, it's about following your heart
(And that's what I should do?) Yes
And you have a heart, Andrew, you do, I feel it
I don't even believe it sometimes, but I do feel it
(And in order to follow that heart, one must do the wrong thing)
Yes (thank you)

One is glad to be of service
(But you're not married yet)
No, two weeks from Saturday
(Not too late)
(You absolutely positive doing the right thing?) Positive
(You're not getting married)
I'm never absolutely positive about anything
(So you could be doing the wrong thing)
No, I'm pretty sure I'm doing the right thing (great)
Why is that great?

Well, in your apartment, you told me to do the wrong thing
Now, you are not doing the wrong thing, you're doing the right thing
Safe to say, you're not following your own advice
'Cause if you were, you would definetly not be marrying this man Charles
Because I would be doing the right thing (precisely)
In some strange way, you're starting to make sense (good)

D'you have any idea what it's like to be in love with someone
Who's about to marry someone else?
Somebody who's totally magnificent
Someone who walks into a room and lights it up like the sun?
Someone who you know is lying to herself? (Lying?)
Convincingly, very, very much so (oh, about what?)
(That you don't love me, when I know at least in some way you do)
But how do you know that?

(Portcia, I have done everything inside and out)
But that stuff doesn't matter to me
(Well, something matters, 'cause I have to believe that if nothing mattered, you'd love me)
(And not some man who's chin can sink the Titanic)
(What? See? It's true isn't it? I'm sorry)
(Does he light you up like this? Does he make you laugh?)
No one makes me laugh like you (good)

Then admit it, admit that you love me, and you want to kiss
That's all, one quick kiss
Just one kiss could not jeprodize a glorious marriage
Besides, it would also explain to me
Why your pulse has just jumped from 66 to 102 beats per minute
Your respiration rate has doubled
You're putting out clouds of pheremones, Portcia

It's not fair to read me like that (I know, love isn't fair)
I'm reading your heart, I'm asking you to follow it
Begging you
Begging is supposed to be humiliating, but I don't care
I love you, Portcia
I've loved you the very first moment I saw you