Why Can't We All Just Get A Longneck?/Jambalaya

There's crime in the city streets
Always trouble in the middle east
How do we let things get so out of hand
Just watching the evening news
That would give anybody the blues
The more I know, I think, the less I understand

Chours:
Oh, why can't we all just get a long neck?
And make a toast to peace and harmony
Why why cant we all just get a long neck?
See how good gettin' along might be

I'd like to buy the world a round
In a honky tonk on neutral ground
Where we can see inside we're all the same
Pop a top and let the good times pour
'Til we forget what we're fighting for
I'll ask again could someone please explain?

Chorus:
Oh why can't we all just get a long neck?
And make a toast to peace and harmony
Why why cant we all just get a long neck?
See how good gettin' along might be

And different as we may be
We're all one big family
Can't we just agree we're gonna disagree?!

Chorus:
Oh why can't we all just get a long neck?
And make a toast to peace and harmony
Why Why why cant we all just get a long neck?
See how good gettin' along can be
And see how good getting along could be
Que Pasa!