That's How They Do It In Dixie

Cut-off jeans an' cowboy boots
Long blonde hair an' dark brown roots
Lord, pinch me
That's how they do it in Dixie

Electric slidin' on a sawdust floor
Long-neck chaser for a shot of hard core whiskey
That's how they do it in Dixie

Little red Geo, stickers on the window says, "Sugar n' spice"
Baby, crank the bass up, ride it 'til you shake up
Those pink fur dice
(Oh, ain't that nice?)

Down to the river to go for a dip
Rollin' them Levis off of her hip
Goin' big Kenny skinny
That's how they do it in Dixie
(Splish-splash)

Watermelon lip-gloss, kiss beneath the swamp moss
On a moonlit night
Bubble gum perfume, well-placed tattoo
Above her hinny-high
(Oh my!)

Belly button danglin', a 20 minute tan
You know, I'll go on Jerry Springer if you hit on my man
That girl will throw a hissy
That's how they do it in Dixie

Cut-off jeans an' cowboy boots
Long blonde hair an' dark brown roots
Lord, pinch me
That's how they do it in Dixie (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Y'all, that's how we do it in Dixie

Whoo, I love them girls
In Dixie
That's how we do it in Dixie
That's right, class, that's how we do it in Dixie

Whoo, my little Bocephus came out better
Bocephus for president
President of the honky-tonk
Aw, had some good rowdy friends on this one