Party At My Place (Featuring Motley) (Phazed Out)

Yo I know a place that you lot can play
It's a party that you can hear like two blocks away
Fuck an attitude and fuck the right to apparel to wear
Fuck driving I rolled up on a barrel of beer
And busting through the door to Bliss N Eso blessing the speakers
It's so packed in here that I'm stepping on sneakers
But this MC corners me, he's got my patience spent
Cause he's wack but thinks he's the shit like David Brent
Gave me his demo to Sus, He wouldn't let go of my nuts
I was like "Dude I'll be right back just need a bevo to clutch"
Yo weapo what's up
I got the urge to write a sentence
Izm rocked up with 3 Virgin flight attendents
When his beer runs out there'll be some trouble and some bugging
So open the fridge and stash a couple in the oven
I'm a sneaky little cunty but believe me
It was funny when I found two mingers gettin' freaky in the dunny
("Wait thats not A girl, what's up bro")

It's me Motley
Didn't I tell you fuckers to watch me
Bliss you know I'm pissed man you should've stopped me (hiccup)
Now I'm drunk and this fat chicks got me
Hand-cuffed to the taps and now she's filling the bath
I'm from the UK so she love the way that I rap
But the bitch got sideburns worse than Shaft
Shits not funny man please don't laugh
That's when Eso bust down the door

Ay yo get your ass up off my bathroom floor
You've only had a couple of drinks we got more
It's beer o'clock bro I told you before
Now hit this weed

But I don't smoke
Ahh what the hell man just one toke

Nah take two hits but watch you don't
(Motley: w-w-watch y-y-ou don't choke)

Well there's a party at my place and you're all invited
A place to just chill, get ill and spend the night in
You like that? "Hell yeah!"
Well get amongst the buzz and crack a night cap bro, this one's on us
Well there's a party at my place and you're all invited
A place to just chill, get ill and spend the night in
You like that? "Hell yeah!"
We'll get amongst the buzz and crack a night cap bro, this one's on us

Ay yo it's freak fest two double o' five
It's quiet in the hood but there's trouble at mine
Brothers that are broke, we don't know how to be rich
There's stolen steaks on the barbie on my balcony bitch
I'm teaching newcomers how to shape and make a bong
While Bliss hides my beer so we can take em' later on
Plus the colour of my c'mons like the Canberra Raiders
It got me crackin' jokes with Izm playin' San Andreas
We got the whole block shacking outrageous
Cause a party ain't a party without waking your neighbours
Or makin' arrangements to go break in a basement
And steal another motherfucking case for these cavemen
Kicking flows freestyling on some ill shit
If you ain't down with us then you not on the bill kid
So piss off cause this cost nothing for my brothers
Just a house party full of nuttty motherfuckers
So bounce, break something, shake the house down
Get on a stage and then make the crowd shout
Bounce, break something, shake the house down
Get on a stage and then make the crowd shout

Party people in the place I'd like to get to know ya
Party people in the place I'd like to get to know ya
First push up your hands if you're a weed smoker

Look I'm so busy Esy Izm got busy on the ones and twisy two's
Now I'm drinkin' Victoria Bitter out of my shoes
That's when Bliss told me the bad news

The door bust open there was two cops to see
They turned the music off and said "Who'se got the weed?"
And everyone went quiet
But then they told us the point
"Calm down love, just roll a coppa a joint"

It goes on and on and on 'til the break of break of dawn
Everybody gettin' loose, everybody gettin' on
And it's all good
That's the moto so grab a bevo n let go until tomorrow

Party people the place I'd like To get to know ya
Girls shaking their tootsies
With a bim bam boogie and a bottle of whisky...

Cause its my house, my crib, my kingdom
Where the floorboards creek and the kids keep singing
Hell Yeah!