Supervillainz

Already woke, spared a joke, barely spoke
Rarely smoke
Stared at folks when properly provoked
Mirror broke
Here, share strawberry morning, gone an more important spawning
Torn in, poor men sworn in
Cornish hens
Switching positions
Auditioning morticians
Saw it in a vision, ignoring prison
Ignoramuses enlist and sound dumb

Found 'em, drowned in cow's dung, crowns flung
Rings a Tinkerbell
Sing for things that's frail as a fingernail
Bring a scale, stale ginger lingers
Seven figures

Invigor
Nigga, fresh from out the jail, alpha male
Sickest ninja injury this century, enter plea
Lend sympathy to limper Simple Simon rhyming emcees
Trees is free, please leave a key
These meagre fleas, he's the breeze
And she's the bees knees
For sheez
G's of G's
Seize property, shopper sprees, chop the cheese
Drop the grease to stop diseases, gee wiz pa!

DOOM rock grammar like the kumbaya
Mama was a ho hopper
Papa was a Rolling Stone star like Obama
Pull a card like oh drama
Civil liberties
These little titties abilities riddle me
Middle C
Give a MC a rectal hysterectomy
Lecture on removal of the bowels
Foul technically
Don't expect to see the recipe
Until we receive the check as well as the collection fee
More wreck than section Z
What you expect to get for free?

Shit from me, history
The key, plucked it off the mayor
Chucked it in the ol' tar pit off La Brea, player
They say he's gone too far
DOOM'll catch 'em after Jumah on cue lacka!
Do whatcha gotta do, grarrrr

The rumors are not true, got two ma
No prob, got the job
Hot-barred, heart throb
Scotch Guard the bar with cotton swabs, dart lob
Bake a cake, sweet
Jamaica trade in treats on the beach
Make a skeet 'til her feets meet
Can it be I stayed away too long?
Did you miss these rhymes when I was gone?
As you listen to these crazy tracks
Check them stats then you know where I'm at

And that's that

Look, there's Doom now!
I followed him to the studio, but I was too late to stop him
That's right! You'll never stop me! You're dead! You're all dead! Doom!