Hold the Train

So my dog has fleas
I don't mean to be such a tease
But I can't say what I mean
(Without parentheses)

We all thought you were someone else's friend
And called for you to stand at either end (Now)
I took one step back to fit you in
I've been walking backwards ever since

I have banged my head
Suffice it to say that I've bled
The restroom was too far
So I used a police car

The five of us were fifty short of bail
So I spent my graduation day in jail
I thumbed the page and slit my skin
And all the world came pouring in

Cordless telephone
My greeting is only a groan
You say you've changed this time
But you just changed your mind

I don't care so much for rock and roll
Since it gave my friend a bloody nose
(Well, actually, it was me)

I'm asking will you marry me please
I've got to get some use out of my knees
You can say that your biology's to blame
And pay the neighbors' kids
To hold your train
Hold your train
Hold
Your