Turkey In The Straw

Did you ever go fishing, on a hot summer day?
And you walked on a log, and the log give way
With your hands in your pockets, and your pockets in your pants
We watch a little fish do the hoochie-coochie dance

Turkey in the straw, ha-ha-ha!
Turkey in the sea, yee-hee-hee!
Bullfrog danced with his mother-in-law
And they all sang a tune called "Turkey in the Straw"

Turkey in the hay, hey-hey-hey!
Turkey in the sky, high-high-high!
Bullfrog danced with his mother-in-law
And they all sang a tune called "Turkey in the Straw"

Well, I had a little chicken, and she wouldn't lay an egg
So, I poured hot water up and down her leg
Little chicken cried; little chicken begged
Little chicken laid me a hard-boiled egg

Turkey in the straw, ha-ha-ha!
Turkey in the sea, yee-hee-hee!
Bullfrog danced with his mother-in-law
And they all sang a tune called "Turkey in the Straw"

Turkey in the hay, hey-hey-hey!
Turkey in the sky, high-high-high!
Bullfrog danced with his mother-in-law
And they all sang a tune called "Turkey in the Straw"

Hey, Mickey, why'd the chicken cross the road?

I give up, Goofy; why did the chicken cross the road?

Uh, oh... I forgot!

One day, I went hunting for a fat bullfrog
And I found one sitting on a bumpy log
I yell, "Here's a froggy!", but the frog said, "Nay!
I'm just a green birdie, whom my feathers washed away"

Turkey in the straw, ha-ha-ha!
Turkey in the sea, yee-hee-hee!
Bullfrog danced with his mother-in-law
And they all sang a tune called "Turkey in the Straw"

Turkey in the zoo, yoo-hoo-hoo!
Turkey in the sky, high-high-high!
Bullfrog danced with his mother-in-law
And they all sang a tune called "Turkey in the Straw"

Well, I went to Cincinnati, and I walked around a block
And I walked right into a donut shop
Well, I pulled me a donut, hot out the grease
I gave that lady a five-cent piece

Well, she looked at the nickel, and she looked at me
She said, "This nickel's no good to me!
There's a hole in the middle, and it goes clear through"
I said, "There's a hole in your donut, too!"

Turkey in the straw, ha-ha-ha!
Turkey in the sea, yee-hee-hee!
Bullfrog danced with his mother-in-law
And they all sang a tune called "Turkey in the Straw"

Turkey in the hay, hey-hey-hey!
Turkey in the zoo, yoo-hoo-hoo!
Bullfrog danced with his mother-in-law
And they all sang a tune called "Turkey in the Straw"

Take it, Goofy!

Do your ears hang low; do they wobble, to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder, like a Continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low; do they wobble, to and fro?

(Faster!)

Do your ears hang low; do they wobble, to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder, like a Continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low; do they wobble, to and fro?

(Faster!)

Do your ears hang low; do they wobble, to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder, like a Continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low; do they wobble, to and fro?

(Faster!)

Do your ears hang low; do they wobble, to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder, like a Continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low; do they wobble, to and fro?

(Faster!)

Do your ears hang low; do they wobble, to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you th-... over your shoulder?
Soldier, lol-, throll

Ho-ho-ho-ho, I got tongue-twisted!
Ho-ho, yup!