1990s

"Ren" (what?)
"Get off MSN Messenger!"
"Just give me ten minutes!"
"I need to use the phone"
"Oh, hang on, I'm just finishin'"
"No, come off, now!"

I was a ten-year-old, hell yeah, I was cool
I wasn't shooting any b-ball outside of the school
I was shooting old people with my potato gun
Throwing water bombs at cars and playing knock door run
A ten-year-old terrorist
Armed with an arsenal of six eggs and a super soaker filled with piss
Just a little kid though, never meant any harm
Now I see kids with knives, twice the size of their arms

They're like, "Blud, I'm gonna cause you damage"
Man, what's wrong with you!
You're only ten, go on play some Dungeons and Dragons
At your age, I was catching frisbees, not chlamydia
My very favorite artist was "X gon' give it to ya!"
Okay, I lied, I was listening to Five
And "I'm blue, daba dee daba die," but that's alright
I'm just a regular, every day type of guy
From the very best decade on this earth!

1990s, baby! The year that my mommy made me!
And I wouldn't wanna have it any other way, no
I played Nintendo daily, my Sonic skills, yeah, they're crazy!
And if you wanna play Tekken 2, I'll pull you away

Screw Calvin Harris, 'cause I was born in the '90s, the '90s, yeah!
Screw Calvin Harris, 'cause I was born in the '90s, the '90s

Rihanna, babe, I'm sorry I wasn't that rude
But I can solve a Rubik's cube in only 15 moves (brrrraaa)
I'm a rude boy, boy, and I can get it up
And it's all Geri Halliwell, it's like it was stuck up
Got a Tamagotchi, tama-got-me hooked
On a Pokémon card, and it's a shiny one, look!

I was chilling with my homeboys, playing pog
Mad skills on my yo-yo, walking the dog
And on Sim-City, I'm God, flashing shoes when I jog
I'm playing frogger, jump the log, I cross the road with the frog
I was feared at my school, I was well hard
You don't fuck with a kid with a Charizard!

1990s, baby! The year that my mommy made me!
And I wouldn't wanna have it any other way, no
I played Nintendo daily, my Sonic skills, yeah they're crazy!
What, you wanna play Gran Turismo? Bring it mate

Screw Calvin Harris, 'cause I was born in the '90s, the '90s, yeah!
Screw Calvin Harris, 'cause I was born in the '90s, the '90s
Screw Calvin Harris, 'cause I was born in the '90s, the '90s, yeah!
Screw Calvin Harris, 'cause I was born in the '90s, the '90s

Eating sugar pu-puffys, but watching Buffy, backflipping puppy
I'm feeling lucky, is that Monopoly money, honey
I'm saved by the bell, nothing like Kenan & Kel
Love it and, "Who loves orange soda"
Bring it back to the '90s baby, I want the power ranger
Flashing lights on my trainers, plastic light saber
Damn tomb raider, wanna raid your womb properly
Hold on a second, here's my six-inch floppy... disk (hee-hee)
I'm the fastest, I told 'em
A megabyte an hour, on my dial-up modem

That's quick, yeah! The fastest on my street
Put a bowl on my head, I shaved the sides of, sweet!
Gola on my feet, Puma on my jumper
Yeah, I know fashion, on my tapes play a pumpstar
Spice girls out! I know what it's about
2 becomes 1, I played that proud
I play that loud, I'm a zig a zig, ahh
With my furby, playing Kirby, on my blow up couch
So keep your iPhone, I'm a Nokia baby
199 to the 0, the year that my mommy made me