Ready To Go

Look at me, with my pigtails so tight
You'd think that I might explode, right?
Look at me, with my arms in a twist
Not alarming I missed the right road

It's not to late
To turn around
And find a better way

It's not up to fate
To lay the groundwork
For a better day!

I gotta, shake it up
Let my hair down darlin'
I really need to unwind

I gotta pick it up
'Cause my life is calling
Me on the other line

It's time to start over
And today is like
The first day of the year

So get that chip off my shoulder
Cause its weighing me down
And keeping me right here

I want to get out
See the great big world out there

It's time to set out
'Cause I feel
There's something in the air

I might be losing my mind
But there's one thing that I know:
That I'm finally ready
So ready to go!

Yeah, I'm finally ready
So ready to...

Hey Dick, does
My hair look alright?

Hell yeah, buddy
You're a sight to see

(Spoken) 'Kay good.

Listen up
Just try to relax,
Cause a mishap's
The last thing I need

I wanna rise up
To the next level
Get off this middle ground

I've got this yearnin'
Burnin' like the devil
I'm here for the rebound

Pass the ball
I know I'm on fire!

Yeah, yeah
You're on a roll!

(Spoken) I know!

What do you want
From your kingdom, sire?

I wanna take control...
Hyo!

I need a brand new game plan
No more warming benches
Like I've done before.

Just keep your head in the game, man!
(Spoken) Here's what I'm thinking

Shit, she's coming
Out that door!

Joey and Joe:
Ahhh!
Ahhh!

Say yes, Vanessa yes, I must confess
Of my obsession with your design
I will not rest, no, not unless
I find a way to make you mine

I'm gonna get her
If it's the last thing
That I do

But just remember
You can't get her

Joey and Joe:
Without you/me too!

So buckle up, all you amateurs
'Cause today were goin' pro
We're finally ready
So ready to go!

(Spoken) Hello?

Hey Vaness,
OMG, would you guess
That I'm not wearing
Undies today?

Oh Tiff
LOL, what's the diff?
You would still
Take them off anyway

IKR...

BTW...

Lauren and Meredith:
Where are you right now?

We need to talk...

Oh, I totes see you!

Lauren and Meredith:
BRB. Ciao, ciao!

(Dialogue)

When you've been around
The block as much as I have
You feel just like a CEO

(Spoken) Oh, how's that? That must feel nice.

You see, I'm done with all these cocks
But they're not lettin' me retire
I tell ya, I'm ready to go!

It's like living the same way
That an old pair of shoes do
Every day's a one man show!

They start to stink, then there's holes,
And they don't fit the way they used to
I've had it! I'm ready to go!

(Spoken) Look at us,
We're just a couple of stiffs...

(Spoken) Now you're just being cute!

With a lifetime of ifs...

(Spoken) Oh, don't be so hard on us.

And I wonder
With someone else
Could be more fair?

(Spoken) Yeah! I mean it's not like
We're some one-dick pony...

(Spoken) Oh, now who's being cute?

We could be more if only...

Brian and Dylan:
Someone out there
Would answer our prayer!

While we wait to be delivered
Go ahead, cry me a river
We agree that there's
No quid pro quo!

So until that great vacation...

Old Snatch:
Save your tears for lubrication

And lord have mercy

Brian and Dylan:
Are we ready to go!
Mercy, are we ready to go...

Listen up!
Vanessa, sweetie
I do this 'cause I care

(Spoken) I know.

This is war
Forget your peace treaty
Justice is right over there!

I guess I could use a new guy
'Cause it's been a while
And I am still so young

Why not give it a try?
At the very least it
Could be kinda fun

Hey now, Vanessa
There's the girl
I know and love

I've been so boring
Boy I'm glad...
I had a little shove!

Lauren and Meredith:
Tick, tock
While the iron's hot
There's no time
To take it slow

You gotta be ready
So ready to

Go...

I'm ready to go...
I'm ready to go...
I'm ready to go...

Jaime, Joey, Joe:
We're finally ready
And the time is right
For us to light a spark

We're keepin' it steady
With our eyes on the prize
To get us through the dark

I know there's so much more
To what I think I see
I feel a change, and the
Strange thing is... it's part of me!

My hormones are freakin' out
And I think I'm gonna blow!

Joey and Joe:
We're locked and loaded...

Oh, so devoted...

Brian and Dylan:
Low and demoted...

Lauren and Meredith:
Totes, just toted...

We're finally ready
So ready to go!