Forest Battle (From "Transformers - Die Rache")

I'm fucking Goldilocks
The baddest bitch in the woods
I'm sleepin' in you beds and eatin' all you foods
I'll take your hotdog, your cake
Without even askin'
I'm eatin' everything inside you pic-a-nic basket
Cuz I'm homeless
I'll sniff you out like a stray
Been wearing this dress for over 23 days
I'dont give a shit
I'm gonna break in and enter
Your little fucking cottage is my homeless shelter
Found a house full of bears and said
What the fuck
How can bears afford mortgage
And a hemi truck
So I crawled into their cottage
And raided the place
Ain't no way I'll be arrested
With this sweet little face
This porridge is shit
That chairs from Ikea
I'll take a nap after my chamomille tee-a
This tea is just right, I ain't goin' nowhere
I'm from the mutha fuckin' south
I ain't afraid of no bears
Hey red
Who gave you that hoodie, your mommy
I'm red riding hood
The baddest bitch in the woods
I'dont have to steal food
I have manners, understood
Yes my mom made this coat in 1966, so
Let me be clear
It's vintage bitch
I'm the queen of these woods
I'dont need GPS
You smell like a beats feces
Your dress is a mess
I'm awere as shit
Just saw a wolf truckin'
But I ain't fuckin' worried
Cuz bitches, I'm packin
I'm grandma's girl, wich means
Don't even trifle
I'aught me everything she knows
Including how to shoot a rifle
But she's sick in bed
So I'm bringing her bread
And a fancy cheese spread
So back off, or you're dead
I'm gonna pick her some flowers
And be off on my way
And as a side note
How do I make a Bouquet
I'm fuckin' kidding
I'm smart as shit
What big eyes you both have
Cuz my spit was legit
This oughta be good
In animal speak that means
I'm fuckin' Snow white
I can summon the birds
With one little word
Better cover your shirt
I'm drip drip droppin' turds
I get what I want
And with one little wave
I made seven little people
My mutha fuckin' slaves
That may be Immoral
But damn, I'm in heaven
Chelsea Handler's got one nugget
Bitch please, I got seven
I can eat a poison apple & still have a pulse
You eat a bowl of cold porridge
And you fuckin' convulse
Where's your prince at, bitch
Oh, that's right, you're single
Better hope that wolf finds you
Maybe then You'll get a dingo
I'm a Disney princess
That means I get respect
When you visit Disneyland
You'll signin' my checks
I get diamonds & gems from a fuckin' mineshaft
I'm the fairest in the land
And you're just forest white trash
Bitches-AH