Howlin' At The Moon - Single Version

I know there's never been a man
In the awful shape I'm in
I can't even spell my name
My head's in such a spin
Today I tried to eat a steak, with a big old table spoon
You got me chasin' rabbits,
Walkin' on my hands
And howlin' at the moon

Well sugar I took one look at you
And it almost drove me mad
And then I even went and lost
What little sense I had
Now I can't tell the day from night
I'm crazy as a loon
You got me chasin' rabbits,
Pullin' out my hair
And howlin' at the moon

Some friends of mine asked me to go
Out on a huntin' spree
'Cause there ain't a hound dog in this state
That can hold a light to me
I eat three bones for dinner today then tried to tree a coon
You got me chasin' rabbits, scratchin' fleas
And howlin' at the moon

I rode my horse to town today and a gas pump we did pass
I pulled him up and I hollered whoa and said
Fill him up with gas
The man picked up a monkey wrench
And wham he changed my tune
You got me chasin' rabbits, spittin' out teeth
And howlin' at the moon

I never thought in this old world
A fool could fall so hard
But honey baby when I fell
The whole world must have jarred
I think I'd quit my doggish ways
If you take me for your groom
You got me chasin' rabbits, pickin' out rings
And howlin' at the moon