Bruces' Philosophers' Song (Monty Python Sings)
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant, who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar, who could think you under the table
David Hume could outconsume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine, who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy, was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey, every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker; but a bugger, when he's pissed
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar, who could think you under the table
David Hume could outconsume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine, who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy, was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey, every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker; but a bugger, when he's pissed
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