Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance) - 2010 Remastered Version

I was travellin' down the road
Feelin' hungry and cold
I saw a sign sayin'
"Food and drinks for everyone"
So naturally I thought I would
Take me a look inside
I saw so much food
There was water coming from my eyes

Yeah there was ham and there was turkey
There was caviar
And long tall glasses
With wine up to y'are
And then somebody grabbed me
Threw me out on my chair
Said before you can eat
You gotta dance like Fred Astaire

You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance
You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance
I can't dance

I am a man of the road
A hobo by name
I don't seek entertainment
Just poultry and game
But if it's all the same to you
Then yes i will try my hand
If you were as hungry as me
Then I'm sure you will understand

Hmm, now wait a minute
Of course i can dance, of course i can dance
I'm sure i can dance, I'm sure i can dance
I can dance
I can dance
I really hit the floor
Ah, it feels good
Look at me dancing

I did a two-step, quickstep, and a bossaova
A little Victor Sylvester, and a Rudy Valentino
You should have seen me moving
Right across the floor
Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more

I can dance
Oh, yes, I can dance
Look at me dancing
The floor's moving
And I feel good
I can dance
I can dance, I can dance
I can dance, I can dance
I can dance