Welcome To The Cheap Seats

Laugh when he jokes
Slap him when he chokes
It's time to give up the smokes
And ohh when he cries
Don't wipe his eyes
Take the wine from the swine
And remind him of his crimes
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress

Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress

Imagine his suprise
When he opened his eyes,
And I'd run the lawnmower
Over his thighs
Imagine the disturbance
At the time of the occurrence
When his life became a burden
And we laughed at his cries

Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress

Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Welcome to the cheap seats

Welcome to the cheap seats

Welcome to the cheap seats

Welcome to the cheap seats

Welcome to the cheap seats

Welcome to the cheap seats
Where your life's seen through cracked spectacles

Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress



Credits
Writer(s): Martin Richard Gilks, Miles Stephen Hunt, Malcolm Roy Treece, Martin Bell, Paul Clifford
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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