Fasten Your Seat Belts

Fasten your seat belts
It's gonna be a bumpy night, eh-eh, eh-eh
Batten the hatches
We're gonna have a funsie flight, eh-eh-eh

She's laughing a bit too loudly
That's how the last one began
I figure she's two drinks from the spot
Where you-know-what hits the fan

Don't take off your coat
You came the wrong night
Get out while you can
Mother is uptight

Fasten your seat belts
It's gonna be, eh-eh-eh, eh-eh
A bumpy night

Fasten your seat belts
Say all your prayers and hold on tight
Drink and be merry
For the Titanic sails tonight
All aboard
It will be
A bumpy night!

Fasten your seat belts
It's gonna be a bumpy night, eh-eh, eh-eh
Margo in action, critics have called an awesome sight
Eh-eh, eh-eh

I've seen the Taj Mahal at dawn
The hanging gardens of Babylon
But nothing compares
With Miss Channing
When she's on (when she's on, when she's on)
(When she's on, and she's on, yeah she's on)

Fasten your seat belts
It's really been a bumpy night
I've got a secret
I think I'm just a wee bit tight
Oh, here's a good party gang
Why don't you all choose up sides
And go home?

Thanks for the party
Wow, what a blast
Pick up the pieces
Let's get out fast
Get your coat
Where's the door?
Man, it's been
Eh-eh, eh-eh-eh
A bumpy night
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh
A bumpy night