Dude… That's Freaking Awesome!

The party scene is beckoning
But no one's left you recognize
Commencement day, it's hard to take
When you're on summer number five

Your friends all left to chase their plans
Their dreams and their degrees in hand
And technically you're still a sophomore

Here's to you, still going nuts
Throwing down and throwing up on the rug
Dude, that's freaking awesome
Freshman girls are into you
'Til you drink so much you puke on your shoes
Dude, that's freaking awesome

What's her name just got engaged
It's weird to think you used to date
The wedding aisle would cramp your style
You've got the freedom now to play

That girl that you've been hitting on
She saw you dance and now she's gone
Her girlfriend said she's doing laundry

Here's to never growing up
Falling in and out of love, you got dumped
Dude, that's freaking awesome
But that's okay and that's alright
You'll be partying all night, serves her right
Dude, that's freaking awesome

We all know you're crazy 'cause you tell us all the time
When you've had a few too many and you call
I know it's your life but do you really want to waste it all?

Here's to working through this stage
Before there's no one half your age left to say
Dude, that's freaking awesome
Here's to purpose, here's to plans
Learning how to be a man if you can
Dude, that's freaking awesome

'Cause no one likes it when you're rude
And beer is not a kind of food, no it's true
Dude, that's freaking awesome

Waking naked on the lawn
Wondering where the good time's gone, lost your bong
Dude, that's freaking awesome
You quit your job so you could play
World of Warcraft everyday, anyway
Dude, that's freaking awesome

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Dude, that's freaking awesome
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Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Dude, that's freaking awesome

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Dude, that's freaking awesome
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Dude, that's freaking awesome

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