I Love My Duck

Once upon a time there lived a King,
Like other kings, he had a really neat castle to live in,
And a lovely little kingdom to rule,
But unlike other kings,
This king spent most of his time in the bathtub.

Some kings love horses,
And some kings love cattle
Some kings love leading their troops into battle
But me, I'm not like that,
I find that stuff yucky
I'd much rather stay in my tub with my ducky

Because I love my duck!
Sir, if I could have a minute
Love my duck!
There are some things we must discuss!

I love my duck!
See there's a war
And well, we're in it!
Love my duck!
Though I don't mean to make a fuss

Then don't.
Sing with me Louis.
Huh? ...oh... ok. Ahem,

Because he loves his duck!
And that is why I can't be bothered
Loves his duck!
With the particulars of war
He Loves his duck!
'Cause quite unlike my dear old father
Loves his duck!
I find it all a bore!

Now concentrate dear Louis,
And I think you will agree.
The most important person in the whole wide world is
Me!
So please don't drag me down with all the people and their troubles
Go run some water in my tub
To freshen up my bubbles!

Oh boy!

Because I love my duck!
I don't know why I even bother
Love my duck!
You just can't reason with this guy.
Because I (he) Love(s) my (his) duck!
It's time to face the facts
I think we're all a little stuck
So let the army run amock!
I fear the kingdom's out of luck
Because I (he) Love(s) my (his) duck!
Yes, undoubltedly we're stuck
So let the army run amock
Oh boy, we're really out of luck!
Because I love my ...

Hey, what's that?

Because I love my duck,
You're always there to make me smile
I love my duck,
You're my very favorite toy
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Because I love my duck!