She's A Bad Girl

Your mama was a teddy, your sister was a bear
But your mother's on your papa because she had bad hair
She's a bad girl, she's a bad girl
Takes toilet soap and water, baby, for to change your smell

I got an old girl, she's long and tall
She can shake her shimmy from wall to wall
She's a bad girl, she's a bad girl
Takes toilet soap and water, baby, for to change your smell

She's long and tall, rough you know
The wind from her nose blowed open the door
She's a bad girl, she's a bad girl
Takes toilet soap and water, baby, for to change your smell

People come running from their home
Thought somebody had turned on the lawn
She's a bad girl, she's a bad girl
Takes toilet soap and water, baby, for to change your smell

Skin on her face rough as bark on a tree
The knots on her head thick as sand on the sea
She's a bad girl, she's a bad girl
Takes toilet soap and water, baby, for to change your smell

She had a brother whose name was Bud
His nose hung down like a police club
She's a bad girl, she's a bad girl
Takes toilet soap and water, baby, for to change your smell

There is a girl, her name is Nell
When she walks down the street, she don't smell so well
She's a bad girl, she's a bad girl
Takes toilet soap and water, baby, for to change your smell