Let's Agree to Disagree

I like living plainly
Chains and leather, mainly
I prefer a lavish suite
I like eating lightly, vegan dinners nightly
I like meat with extra meat

I'm deluxe to my silken undies
It's commando for me
My way's clearly better
Boringer and deader
Let's agree to disagree

I like drinking Vino, preferably Pinot
I prefer a keg of beer
I like getting randy with whoever's handy
I prefer a keg of beer!
Long massages, long walks and sunsets
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer!

Frankly, you disgust me
You're no picnic, trust me
Let's agree to disagree

Just one of us can lead
And that means me
Hell no!
You want a piece of this?
All right, then
Fine, let's go!

We will never get on together
Ditto, obviously

God, is he annoying
Positively cloying
Why is he still talking?
Can it with the squawking!
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
We're definitely syncing
Let's agree to disagree!



Credits
Writer(s): Alan Menken, Glenn Evan Slater
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