When You Say Vegas (Live)

One, two, you know what to do!

When you say Vegas
You're saying love!
You're talking diamond rings
And all the things that
Little girls dream of

You're saying
"Who needs Sutton Foster?
I've got you!"
In Las Vegas
The land where dreams come true!

When you say Vegas
You're saying "Yes!"
You're talking broadway shows
Designer clothes, and
Wow, babe, that's quite a dress!

Only suckers go to Foxworth
Get a clue!
And come to Vegas
The land where dreams come true!

Put on your tux
Dress her up to her molars
Show her you roll
With the highest rollers
Flash some cash, get a front row seat
It's a night she will not forget
It may be in the desert sun
But a girl can still get wet — I'm joking, hey!

When you say Vegas
You're saying "Bring it on, bring it on"
You're talking "Fill my heart with beauty and art
And don't quit before I'm gone!"

You could see Ms. Liza Minelli
Ms. Barbara Streisand
Or you could just miss Celine Dion
You're saying "deal me a flush"
Hey, sorry, mister
How should I know that stripper's your sister?!
Cash in your chips
And thank the stars above
That you're in V-E-G-A-S!

And that spells "more"!
Play it, fellas!

Grab a machine
And start yanking that lever
Chances are swell
You'll get lucky forever!
Vegas is, was, and always will be
The hottest of all hotspots
Some cats have been here for fifty years
And they're still shoving things in slots!

What am I talking about?

When you say Vegas
You're saying the sky's always blue
London's too old
Cleveland ain't pretty
And we got nicer hookers than Jersey City
There's a whole lot of love in Nevada
Just waiting for you!
So come to Las Vegas
What'd I say?
(Las Vegas)
Lead the way to Las Vegas!
The land where dreams come true!

Come on, people, Las Vegas, yeah!