Weasel and the White Boys Cool

Sal was working at Nyro's nook in downtown
Selling articles of congress to these people downtown
He was a pretty sleazy when I met him
A weasel in a poor boy's wool
A weasel in a poor boy's wool
A weasel in a poor boy's, just like a weasel, yeah

Sal, lives in a black vinyl pen in New Jersey
Buys his meat from a whore next door
He wants it rare, but he gets it well
A weasel on a short order floor
A weasel on a short order floor
A weasel on a short order like a weasel

So, Sal, say goodbye to your mom and your dad
Sal, say goodbye to the barrio
Sal, say goodbye to your buddies and your pals
Angela, Perry and Mario
Kid Sinister with the Bus stop blues
A quarter could take you home
A dime could make a dream come true
But a weasel ain't got a dime for the phone
Weasel ain't got a dime for the phone
Weasel ain't got a dime for the phone
Does a weasel got a dime for the phone?

So, Sal, say goodbye to your mom and your dad
Sal, say goodbye to the barrio
Sal, say goodbye to your buddies and your pals
Angela, Perry, and Mario

You took to dancin' in the welfare lines, Sal
Actin' like some jerk-off fool
When we could lay out eatin' peaches on the beaches
A weasel in a white boy's cool
A weasel in a white boy's cool
A weasel in a white, white boy's
But we're all in a white boy's school like a weasel

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