I Can't Get Started

Ask me, how do I feel?
Ask me now that we're cozy and clingin'
Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a bell, I'll be ringin'
From the moment we kissed a night
That's the way I've just got to behave
Boy, if I were a lamp, I'd light
Or if I were a banner, I'd wave

Ask me, how do I feel?
Little me, with my quiet upbringing
Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a gate, I'd be swingin'
And if I were a watch, I'd start poppin' my spring
Or if I were a bell, I'd give ding-dong, ding-dong, ding

Ask me, how do I feel from this Chemistry lesson I'm learnin'?
Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge, I'd be burnin'
Yes, I knew my morale would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked
Boy, if I were a duck, I'll quack
Or if I were a goose, I'd be cooked

Ask me, how do I feel?
Ask me now that we're finally caressing
Pal, if I were a salad, I know I'd be splashin' my dressing
Or if I were a season, I'd surely be Spring
Or if I were a bell, I'd go ding-dong, ding-dong

Ding!