Look at Your Phone

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yo back in the day
only my rich friends parents had a cellphone
times have changed
now everybody be looking at there phone
ohhhhhhhhhh
now we all be like I got to look at my phone
it's the most important thing I think I have ever have owned
somebody could fall over
yo this dude is dyin
and you be like shhhh i'm in the middle of facetiming
sometimes I sit and wonder are we really better off?
all obsessed with the light like a mother f*****g moth
But then my phone goes ding becuase i'm all late for my job
i step into the world and get one look at the mob
then i pull up my phone
because everything looks hella boring
check in with clash of clans
my clan is hella waring
look it read it post it tweet it write it
search it
jam it
yelpin
laughin
flirtin
shoppin
playin
map it
gram it
Stare into the screen
look at your phone
its everything you need
look at your phone
so much better then a friend
look at your phone
he's callin you again
Look at your phone
haha not that kinda callin
nobody uses there phone for talking
what you think it's 1983?
i like too use it most when i be taking elevators
got no love for talk no looks or shakes or even smell u laters
because what did looking up and stoppin eva do for me?
you know i'd rather spend my time playin with the touch ID
and it's only inconvenient when you gotta use two hands
but luckily for me they make them so they understand commands
i'd really like to sew my phone directly too my face and be part of some futuristc galactic super race
but my doctor didn't focus when i told him my idea
cause i think he was too busy buying curtuins from IKEA
now it aint my game to call him out and be some kinda hater
YO
i didn't even know until he tweeted "LAYTAH!!!"
How do i get home
look at your phone
theres a guy that i know
look at your phone
is it raing in Breeno
look at your phone
who is Sonny Bono
look at your phone
i need to get away from all these things that arn't my phone
so I started walking past the destinations left unknown
turns out you can survive without a home or clothes or bed but just bring a battery so that your phone is never left for dead
but then my phone ran out of things to tell me and i cursed
so i asked it "what's the biggest secret of the universe?"
it showed me windows interspace and time i can't imagine and let me slip inside it's world and all the s**t that just happened
omg i can't believe i'm finally in the matrix
as my phone begins to steal life and meaning and basic interfacics
this could fix the heavy global problems that exist
but it looks like irony is gonna make me FALL OFF A CLIFF!
LOOK AT YOUR PHONE
SIRI I NEED HELP!
LOOK AT YOUR PHONE!
searching the web for kelp
NO I SAID HELP NOT KELP!
i'm not sure i understand.
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