Mr. Consular Man

Woah
Oh yeah
I've been away in another land
For over nine years
Had to return to Jamaica now
To set my way clear
I had to go to the embassy
To be interviewed by men of authority
Who didn't want to see I go Through
So they did all that they could do
Just to slow I down
Harsh authority was impound
So then I realise
I was bound in a jam down

For so long
For so long
For so long
So long, long, long, long

Ayy
Yo Mr. Consular man
How come you de pon mi Case so long
I know deep in your heart You don't want to see me go through
So you started to do, that which you do best
Being a pest to I, I I I I I
Being a pest to I, I I I I I

You start by asking a whole lot of questions
And even when you get the right answer
You don't seem to be satisfy
So you ask the same question again
Thinking maybe I ain't got no brain to know
You want to criss cross my mind
To use your immigration fine
I didn't say nothing wrong
I didn't do nothing wrong
You made your own clue
Because you didn't want I to go through

Mr. Consular Man
Oh Mr. Consular Man
Mr. Consular Man
How come you hold on to I man

I didn't say nothing wrong
I didn't do nothing wrong
You made your own clue
Because you didn't want I to go through

Mr. Consular Man
Mr. Consular Man
Mr. Consular Man
How come you hold on to I man

A lot of man try to sojourn the land
And when they reach up to your hand
All you do is spoil their plan
I'm wondering if you are human

Mr. Consular Man
Mr. Consular Man
Mr. Consular Man
Where is your humanitarian?

Next thing you start with your computer
And so you start to type I a letter
Everything was in your favour
You also had a faulty behaviour

Mr. Consular Man
Mr. Consular Man
Mr. Consular Man
How come you hold on pon I man?

Yo Mr. Consular man
How come you de pon mi Case so long
I know deep in your heart You don't want to see I go through

Mr. consular man
Mr. consular man